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Activities
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Jokes and riddles
What is in a ghost's nose?
BOO-gers!
Submitted by Mateo, age 10
What did the man say when the church burnt down?
Holy Smoke!
Submitted by Parker
Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg?
Because a wooden leg is not made like a camera!
Submitted by Ramona
Why can't you tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up!
Submitted by Layla, age 7
Why didn't the third grader go the pirate movie?
Because it was rated "ARRR"!
Submitted by Hannah, age 8
What has wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Submitted by Daren
Why did the grizzly put on pyjamas?
Because he was bear naked!
Submitted by Jeannet, age 11
What gives you the power to walk through walls?
A door!
Submitted by Bray Bray, age 13
Why was the cucumber mad?
Because it was in a pickle!
Submitted by Natalie, age 11
Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Submitted by Brezdin, age 16
Why was the broom late for work?
Because it over-swept!
Submitted by Lashaunta
What room has no walls?
A mushroom!
Submitted by Jaiya, age 9
Who was the best dancer at the monster dance?
The boogie man!
Submitted by Lashaunta
What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
Close the door, I'm dressing!
What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it drove pink cars?
A pink car-nation!
Why was the ketchup last in the race?
It couldn't ketch-up!
Why did the cabbage win the race?
Because it was a-head!
What did the fridge say to the mayonnaise?
Don't come in, I've got a cold!
Why did the famous movie stars go to the river?
They wanted to give out some otter-graphs!
Where do you leave your dog while you shop?
In a barking lot!
What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
An in-car-nation!
What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
A re-in-car-nation!
How does the biologist like to communicate?
With his cell phone!
When do parents complain because of eye pain?
When they have their eye on you!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
Why did Superman cross the road?
To get to the supermarket!
Submitted by Richard, age 10
What did the football coach say to the banker?
I want my quarter back!
Submitted by Yawnie
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
'Cause he didn't have the guts!
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Submitted by Chris, age 11
Why can't you tell jokes on ice?
Because the ice would crack up!
Submitted by Lynette, age 11
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven "ate" nine!
Submitted by Tommy, age 9
